Hyderabadi Lingo…… September 14, 2006
Posted by CHAND in humour.16 comments
It all started in 1998 April when dad was posted from Hissar to Hyderabad.I didn’t like the whole idea of coming to an unkown city, making new sets of friends, changing the school. I had to start everything from the point zero.I don’t know what charisma this place has. As the days passed I fell in love with this city.Two things which fascinates me the most is its culture and its language.It is a blend of orthodox Islamic tradition and the present generation.
Hyderabadi’s have there own style of speaking.Their clothing, their sense of humour every thing has that “zara hatke “ touch. My friends in IIIT curse me for my hindi , I have that hyderabadi touch. I have improved a lot in my hindi after coming here, I hope I am right. My hyderabadi friends were stunned to see me speaking in proper hindi thanks to Himank ,Piyush & Manish. Who made me realize that I didn’t deserve 90 marks in hindi. Those assholes never missed an opportunity of making fun of my hyderabadi accent. But back home I get back to apna hyderabadi style its fun. I just can’t stop myself in writing a post on this unique language.
Its easy and fun to speak….
Never say nahi use “nakko”
Replace haan with “hao”
Don’t ask kyun say “kaiku”
If confused just say “maire ku kya maloom”
We call Stupid “haula” in hyderabadi…
Some of the used sentences….(try to read it in normal hindi accent)
“Khaali pili tum logan time kaiku waste kar rahe … lite lo mama…..”
—–> why you people are wasting your time just chill.
“baigan ki tumhari…. Kya houla ho gaya kya?? Kaiku dum karra ? panchkad khayega phukat main “
——> “bringal of yours…. Have you gone mad .??why are you irritating me ? you will unnecessarily get a slap from me.
“kya to bhi hai ye… maakikirkiri”
——-> whats that man … maakikirkiri
and the most popular, In case of any problem just say
“lite le mamu “
this is the language of general crowd in hyderabad. I am sure most of you must be finding it difficult to understand but if you stay in Hyderabad then you should atleast give it a try.
“Bhai logan try karne main kya zarra”.
I am sure some of my friends are going to kick my ass after reading this.
S.O.S….
JUNTA…….my first post….. September 13, 2006
Posted by CHAND in Personal.13 comments
I don’t know why people blog. Some say it is a nice way to interact with others some feel that it improves your english.Some say that it makes you more expressive I don’t know what does it do but some how blogging fascinates me.My friends who are already addicted to blogging or to say the bloggers waste the entire day checking the number of visitiors on their blog and and how many of them have posted comments.I find it funny when my friends force me to write comments on their post though some of them are really good at blogging. Now that the blogging wave has hit my batch even I want to be a part of it. I always find it difficult to express myself so lets follow the advise of people who say that blogging makes you more expressive.
EXPRESSIVE!!!
Lets talk about the general perception of people about me….most of them think that I am diplomatic,selfish & self centered I am sure you people won’t be getting a good image of me.Its fine no one loves to be called selfish but I just don’t understand on what basis the JUNTA(general people) makes their opinion about anyone.They don’t expect me to involve in some charity to be called an altruist. If a person is seen talking with a girl at night the JUNTA thinks that something is cooking between them . I have been a victim of it and it went to such an extent that I think 100 times before talking to a friend of mine. Who are the part of JUNTA I feel that they are the people who are mentally weak and don’t have the strength to keep their views.
Many times I have been the center of people’s jokes but I never said a word to them, If I wish I can break their bone or two. I hate it but I just don’t understand what fun does JUNTA get in humiliating someone. There is a thin line between humiliation and fun.We should not forget our limits when poking fun at others. Fun does not involve cheapness but humiliation does. We boast of being the generation X but do we think on the same lines. One day one of my classmates passed indecent comments on a girl of our class I felt like breaking his teeth but I stopped , thinking that he is my classmate. Now one question what is the difference between him and a roadside rowdy. Just studying in a good college doesn’t make a person civilized but his behaviour does.I use slangs I don’t have a problem with boozing but I never act cheap. I have seen JUNTA falsely accusing people even if they are innocent now who the fuck gave them the power to accuse anyone. It happened with one of my peers when the whole class went against him for something they thought he had done .
The major problem lies in the fact that only 10% of the people are leaders and the rest 85% followers. So if the 10% are wrong then the rest of the crowd follows them like zombies without the thinking of their own.
I wish if I could cure the mind of afflicted people surrounded by filthy thoughts.We people should reason. We shoudn’t blindly form our opinion we should judge what is good and what is malign . I hope the JUNTA out there is listening …..
ARE YOU PEOPLE ALSO THE PART OF JUNTA or YOU BEG TO DIFFER??
