To puppy with Love October 5, 2006
Posted by CHAND in humour.trackback
I am six feet tall and have appreciable muscles.I can scare a person to death If I
want to, but in the past few days I am being terrorised by four little puppies
who have nested in the NBH thats the new boys hostel , for many they are the cuties to play with, but for me they are the future demons preparing themselves to terrorise the crowd.
I don’t get scared by ruffians.I have caught three thiefs in my locality but dogs make me shit in my pants,Okay I have over exaggerated.
These four little dogs have made my life miserable,
added to it my friends are taking full advantage of my misery. They never fail to scare me,
obviously with the help of four lill demons. They purposely bring them near me and force me to cuddle the nasty dogs crammed with fleas and fucking insects. I can’t even imagine myself stroking my hand over their hairy skin and just feel like puking when I see a dog licking someone.
I remember I was chased by seven cannibalistic dogs when I was in second class.I was so much scared that I cried for two days and from then I decided that dogs are my biggest enemies. I never miss an oppurtunity to hit a dog with a stone .Sorry Maneka ji, I do this only for dogs.
Some people have advised me to keep a dog as a pet.They think that it will remove my cynophobia( that is fear of dogs),as of now I don’t have such extravagant plans of having a dog but I should do something as it looks very funny and wierd
that a well built man (thats me!) is terror stricken by four pint size puppies.
chand…hehehe…..i never knew that u r so scared of dogs…..its wierd nd funny
i wonder how u’ve cum to special all those days….that spl street was full of terrible dogs rt??….it wud’ve been absolute nightmare for u,cuming there….
tho is huge guy ko darana ithna bhi mushkil cheez nahin hain…..apun ko thumare saath ladne mein jeeth pakki hain….kyun ki apun ke saath puppy hogi…hehehehe…
Dude first of all i wud give a 0 outta 10 for this post.
This was the most terrible post i eva read .
I wud like to point out some things :-
1.Dude its not ur diary , people read this shit so please dont use abusive language like fuck shit etc .
2.Over – exaggeration
3.Stop praisin urself , let people praise u ovr ur post .
by the way u cant scare me to death ..lolz ..
chand how dare u say such things abt ur “bhatijes” u r their “tauji” don’t u remember u fucker……btw very bad post….stop blaming those quiet-quiet babies & don’t u dare say anything abusive about those kids….
Remember that……..
Thanx buddies…
4 the lovely comments….
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ….
well from now on I want use any abusive language …
thanx 2 u filthy rascals…..
respect d animal big guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Chand I beg to differ from everybody who has commented ur post..I juss loved reading it,i loved ur exaggerations and i loved everything abt this post of urs.I was grinning ear to ear while reading ur post..Ofcourse,sorry for reading it soo late
the post wasnt that bad.. it was quite fine.. guess u shud get back 2 bloggin’
That was funny. I liked it.
Hai Bro,
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