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College vibes: Frustoo July 24, 2008

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Pappu: Chakravyuh July 19, 2008

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Pappu- GENERATION GAP! July 16, 2008

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Pappu Series July 14, 2008

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new kid in the block!

...goo goo ga ga goo ??/ ...am confused ??

Virtual Reality February 29, 2008

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Get ready to read something which you believe is a post.
I had a discussion with a friend of mine , I would rather say irritating discussion.
The point of discussion — “Virtual Reality” , though I was not really interested in the discussion. Next I went to my room and time to contemplate. What will happen if we suddenly come to know that the world in which we are living is virtual. Something that we saw in the movie “Matrix”. We are made to see things that we want or even worse if we have some one dictating what we should see. Our thoughts and sensations controlled by someone ,could be sophisticated computers. You are sitting in a room you have some object beside you but you can’t see it , it could be virtual or YOU can be virtual? Its so complex and fascinating. VR is not just collection of technologies like a head mount display but a very complex phenomenon.
We see movies, the actors what do they do ? They try to be someone else, someone virtual?? They enter the character, try to make it real. Though the body is real but they try to bring alive a character which is virtual.

Can we prove that the world is virtual ?? We cannot even prove that it is real. Now let us think of another situation , Everyone believes that the world is virtual and when you are born you are continuously fed that the world is virtual , you are made to believe that it is virtual, and suddenly you realize that the world is real, every object you thought to be virtual exists,then the question that will crop up ” is the world real ?”.

Did you ever meet virtual people? No I am not insane. You know a person who pretends to be what he/she is not. What do you call them? They try to be someone they are not,living in a facade. Sad that we have many people around who are living a virtual life.Though the scenario here is entirely different from the one I mentioned before. We talk about “Self” something which can be felt but cannot be seen. Many of us believe that there is something called as Self, another case of virtual reality.
There are so many things we do not know yet they exist or believe to be present. We are unaware of them , may be because we are not capable enough to feel or know them or we live in a world which we have made virtual, ignorant of the things around us.
I have many questions unanswered and many things unexplored.
Well does this “I” really exists ?

I AM SAD — First Poem August 21, 2007

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I am sad
I don’t know why ?
I see tears every where.
Selfish wolves all around,
They come they prey do they care ?

Oh leave the poor
Unknown of the world around.
Blind , he can’t see
Trapped in the vicious circle,
He never wants to be in.

I am sad
I don’t know why ?

Evil souls let loose,
Did they get you ?
Souls far from compassion,
Laughing at the ruins of the life.

The false flourishing
Evil standing tall,
against the feeble good.
Sad, truth lost its meaning

I am sad
I don’t know why ?

They cry they complain,
Thrown in the darkness,
Searching for the light,
Standing alone they fight.

Let there be happiness,
It comes from within,
You cannot seek it.
Love the world, transform it

TAT TVAM ASI May 31, 2007

Posted by CHAND in Spiritual.
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God what is he ? Where is he ? How will I find him? These questions keep pestering me.“tat tvam asi” means god is in self. There are many theories related to divinity. Some believe in duality that is God is transcend , eternal, he is infinite, he is not in matter. Some believe in non-duality that is God is immanent present in every matter.Some believe God is the perfect balance of immanence and transcendence.I have not understood his true meaning , for me he is the source of inspiration.

These two lines explains the meaning of god to me.

“Tejo si tejo mayi di, viryam asi viryam mayi di, balam asi balam mayi di,Ojo si ojo mayi di, manyur asi manyum mayi di, saho si saho mayi di”

He bestows us with radiance, valour, strength, energy and gives us power to fight wrong. I often asked people the reason of our existence. Some books have mentioned about the life of ignorant he takes birth , grows , mates continues his race and dies.This is not the real reason of our birth. Even animals do the same thing. We have to find the reason. We have to come out of the “maya” the world created by God filled with mutable objects. We have to unveil the worldly objects to know the truth.

Swami Vivekananda said

“Man is like a infinite spring coiled up in a small box, and that spring is trying to unfold itself and all the social phenomena that we see are the result of this trying to unfold.”

Most of the people get satisfied if they can identify themselves in a society.If they can find a meaning of self among the group of people. This is submission to the crowd around you. Is this the real satisfaction ? I don’t know what life means. I feel that life is like a competitive exam where the examination paper and the pattern is not set by us, we have not framed the rules of exam, The question paper is given to us whether it is good or bad, tough or easy. But it depends on us how we fare in the exam. A wise person succeeds in the exam and an obstinate looses the battle. In the same way we do not decide the rules in the present world. We face situations which are mixture of good and bad. If we make our choices properly we emerge as winner. But if we do the contrary driven by our passion and do not act in an intelligent way then we fail.

I said IT —- by Chand May 19, 2007

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KYA PAPU PASS HOGA ???

Future planning ….

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BC May 14, 2007

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After a brief hiatus from the blogosphere I am back again.Summer break started , nothing to do.So thought of blogging again.

BC (bee-cee) It means to have discussions with friends on some random topic.It has nothing to do with Before Christ.

Etymology: No Idea….(”Baak Ch***” for guys and “Baat Chit” for girls)

 

 

Word is popular among engineering students.

In these two years in IIIT I have mastered this art.

Some common topics during a BC….

 

BC on GIRLS hot among frustrated IIITians they just need a promoter and then the whining goes on…….n …………..on………..n……..on……

 

BC on Grades … I am famous for this kind, but I have considerably reduced talking about grades due to my awful performance in the last sem…. F*** I started again.

 

BC on future life…..
People just love to envisage their future. Seeing themselves as top entrepreneur in a black coat with matching trousers with chicks all over them, sexy car, a big bungalow, infinite cash and a cute little white puppy to make them a complete man (Raymond!).

I have an uncanny habit of picturizing chats. It means that there is some kind of cine camera inside my brain which is let loose during such BCs. I visualize the whole chat happening in front of my eyes. Imagine a scene , an example of a clip from my future…..Ten years from now I see myself in a posh car. I am opening the door. My one foot is outside, same scene is being shown thrice. There is music in the background. My face is hidden. Then the scene changes.I am walking towards a huge bungalow with only my torso visible. Camera is moving upwards , to reveal my face ,but just then the fu***** scene changes with “Chand Telefilms” written in bold golden letters.

 

BC on music and movies

Let it be rock,classical we can have endless discussion on music and movies.We can chat about various ascpects and assets of a movie including the actress.We can endlessly abuse Himesh Reshammiya.Talk about the latest flicks. I and one of my friend even have discussions on indian serials.

 

BC on Sports

You need not be a sports person to be able to do BC about sports. It just needs some knowledge like how many players are there in a football team. One day we had an hour long discussion on Ice Hockey. All of us just knew two things that it needs a hockey stick and the game has something to do with ice.

 

 

BC on INDIA and its current state….

This is the best topic. We imagine ourselves as the primeminister of this country and think of innovative ideas to ameliorate our nation. Planning strategies to destroy our enemies .One day one of my intelligent friend gave a nice advise of quietly dropping a nuclear bomb in the enemy’s territory without anyone noticing.I will quote it “raat ko fekh denge kisi ko pata bhi nahin chalega”.I just grinned at him for his innocent foolishness. Why I call these discussions the best? because everyone knows that nothing is going to change. Some people may feel that I am sounding like a pessimist , Well in that case we can have a BC on this topic.

 

BC about some third person who is not present in the discussion….

can call it bitching or backbiting….

favourite among malicious,evil-intentioned,destrucitive people, especially among women. Which is pretty evident from the indian serials depicting the true Indian society.

 

Emotional BC
When we talk about moments which has made us laugh and cry. About are lovely family. About fights with friends and when we laugh together at our own folly.We cry for hours remembering our famiiy and the home food. Some cry for not having a girlfriend and some for having one.

BC about the college
The topic ranges from mess food to faculty.Some include academically inclined discussions in BC, BC on research and acads is only for Geeks and nerds who believe that Algoritm by Cormen is sexier than Pamela Anderson. We praise the faculty if they give us good grades, endless discussions take place when we have assignments on the head. We curse the faculty for making our life miserable.We think of innovative ideas to complete the assignments. Lately I have realized that If we spend the time on assignment rather than wasting it on BC we can complete the assignment well before the time. But then it is just a realization, BC is inevitable and its an integral part of an assignment.

 

BC has become a part of day to day life. I always dedicate some time to do BC with my friends.

 

I have tried my best to cover all the genre of BC. If you people feel that I have missed out some nice topics then do comment.

 

 

To puppy with Love October 5, 2006

Posted by CHAND in humour.
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I am six feet tall and have appreciable muscles.I can scare a person to death If I
want to, but in the past few days I am being terrorised by four little puppies
who have nested in the NBH thats the new boys hostel , for many they are the cuties to play with, but for me they are the future demons preparing themselves to terrorise the crowd.
I don’t get scared by ruffians.I have caught three thiefs in my locality but dogs make me shit in my pants,Okay I have over exaggerated.
These four little dogs have made my life miserable,
added to it my friends are taking full advantage of my misery. They never fail to scare me,
obviously with the help of four lill demons. They purposely bring them near me and force me to cuddle the nasty dogs crammed with fleas and fucking insects. I can’t even imagine myself stroking my hand over their hairy skin and just feel like puking when I see a dog licking someone.
I remember I was chased by seven cannibalistic dogs when I was in second class.I was so much scared that I cried for two days and from then I decided that dogs are my biggest enemies. I never miss an oppurtunity to hit a dog with a stone .Sorry Maneka ji, I do this only for dogs.

Some people have advised me to keep a dog as a pet.They think that it will remove my cynophobia( that is fear of dogs),as of now I don’t have such extravagant plans of having a dog but I should do something as it looks very funny and wierd
that a well built man (thats me!) is terror stricken by four pint size puppies.